Every sprint consumed by fixing parsers is a sprint spent not shipping product- brittle parsing kills velocity. This workshop is about retiring that cycle so you can move from messy, unstructured inputs to production-ready data in seconds. bem ingests and transforms any unstructured input at any volume — PDFs, emails, Excel, Word, CSV, text, JSON, images (PNG, JPEG, HEIC, HEIF, WebP), HTML, and audio (WAV, MP3, M4A) — into clean JSON instantly via API. With primitives like Transform, Join, Split, Route, and Analyze, you define the exact workflow your product needs. Built-in Evals measure + enforce accuracy automatically so quality doesn’t drop as you scale. Flow outputs straight into MotherDuck so you can go from chaos to query without manual cleanup — and your team can focus on shipping, not scraping.